3.30.2008

BREAKING ALDI’S NEWS: TANDIL LAUNDRY DETERGENT

We’ve just discovered that “Tandil” is the name of a city in Argentina (we thought it was maybe Spanish for “requires two wash cycles.”) Yet, Tandil laundry detergent is a GERMAN brand. Didn’t all the escaped Nazi’s seek refuge in Argentina?

COINCIDENCE? I think not!

3 comments:

James Wigderson said...

Does it make my whites Aryan White?

My yellows Aryan Blonde?

My blues the color of Aryan blue eyes?

My brown shirts really brown?

Anne Quimby Mathias said...

Excellent, James. I really like it when people bolster my conspiracy theories.

Although, maybe I should have simply placed a one or two word link to another site like "Hmmm." or "Interesting." My traffic's pretty light and apparently that's the kind of sparkling prose blog readers are looking for these days.

We will have to wait to see, but I have a feeling that all of the Mathias family will be sporting dingy browns and grays in the upcoming weeks. Tandil!

Anonymous said...

Maybe it is time to buy a new good German front loader. Your American crappy top loaders leave everything gray and dingy. It does not matter what kind of detergent you buy. Go buy a big 5 gallon container with bleach and do your laundry the American way.lol